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Term used to describe a tasty snack.
Let's head for a busaba calamari for lunch!
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The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.
Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.
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Violent diarrhea resulting from eating fried calamari that's been sitting out too long on a Rhode Island beach.
"The Calamari Comeback state of Rhode Island"
When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.
“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”
The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.
Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.
When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.
that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve
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To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke
Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.
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