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When work is so boring you fantasize about sneaking out to get a milkshake.
John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.
I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!
1) Scum
2) A white, powdery substance (C36H70CaO4, learned about in GCSE triple chemistry) made by soap (C18H35NaO2) reacting with permanent hard water ions ("Ca2+") to make "lathering" much more difficult. This is not to be confused with scale, which is made by boiling temporary hard water.
1) Politicians? Utter bags of Calcium stearate, they are!
2) In South England, we have mostly hard water. Yes, it lines the bath with calcium stearate sometimes, but the nutrients are great.
Another Word For Milk
Calcium Sauce Makes Your Boes Strong Kids!
A more scientific way of saying breats/tits/boobs
Ty: You're mom is such a milf, her calcium canisters are huge
Tandy: yeah I know but chill
A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.
Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?
Eater: Brown Calcium, please!
Lunch Lady: What is that?
Eater: Chocolate milk.
Man i jerked off yesterday and a lot off thin calcium came out