Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
One chill ass dude! If you're having a party make sure you invite him. He'll make any party an everlasting memory.
Man you're so cool I oughtta call you Chris Calhoun!
The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.
Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned
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A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.
You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.
A shitty school that Shane Ward goes to and has numerous accounts of teachers grooming kids.
Why the fuck does Shane go to Calhoun?