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Callum

Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".

Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"

by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Callum

A white guy who is a wanker.

That kid is such a Callum.

by Del Meme May 5, 2017

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Callum

A man with a micro penis

Oh look it’s Callum

I bet he has a small penis

by Callum has a micro penis May 14, 2021

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Callum

Callum is a hot, awesome, bootaful person. He's sooooo good on stage and he listens to all my problems and is such a champ and whoever goes out with him is so lucky.
Love you baby, Meez

Callum is wikid! :-)

by Meez July 9, 2004

1027πŸ‘ 775πŸ‘Ž


Callum

Sexy mother fucker!!!

Callum is a sexy lad

by Elle gallaer March 4, 2017

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Callum

Callum is a sweet and caring boy/girl with good motives. Extremely handsome and masculine. His academic success has great potential meaning he’s intelligent in many ways. His love life is straightforward unlike him who finds it hard to express his feelings towards a loved one but it all eventually works out. Tends to make many sacrifices for people. This girl/guy tends to roll with life most of the time. He’s hard to dissect but once you have you find him extremely attractive. Most of the time, his life comes straight out of a book. Enjoys visual entertainment. The most white/caucasian person you’ll ever come across. Tends to fall for his/her bestfriend. Lives a long life.

Your such a fool, take more notes from Callum.

by AbdulRoF October 30, 2018

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Callum

A stubby and chubby type of lad, that is surprisingly quick on his feet. A boisterous and loud man but a good friend. A Callum is quite the intellectual, however lacks the effort to unlock his true potential. Often In Trouble with the law, Callum is family oriented and is characterised as often having a fiery personality. Callum has a scottish origin meaning dove. And is often characterised as having the stereotypical Scottish red hair. You will never forget a Callum, as his confidence leaves a lasting mark on all that meet him.

Hello Callum, nice trim bruv.

by BarmyArmyFC February 9, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž