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A word rude boys use when annoyed
Jheez did she actually do that, Calm...
Career and Life Management
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.
George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...
Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.
teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
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calm, as in telling someone to calm down. Because they are being fucking not legit and no one needs that at their tay tay.
Set... Calm... There you go. Now get back to the tay tay.
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An extremely smooth way to say "for real" or "legit".
Wow, the guy ordered an appletini. He is type lame, on the calm.
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To be chilled and ready for the world and life
I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations
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A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.
The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.
If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment
Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.
One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
"Officer, that man just stole my wallet!"
"Now just calm down...."
(punches cop in face)
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