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Entrepreneur, philanthropist, billionaire playboy and inhumane rights activist. Founder and CEO of companies such as Calum's plastic burning business and Torture Corp. Head of Nordea's baby rape project. Recently defunded because of baby right activists.
Friend: Who is a cool dude?
You: Calum is a cool dude and totally not fat.
A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.
I met Calum last night he's such a gentleman and amazing in bed
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A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.
Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.
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Calum is really epic and cool. He is very tall and brags about it often. He is a generally talented guy and he is in top set for most things.
Calum is pog
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Calum revell is special Officer doofy and fish and chips owner
He it’s Calum a.k.a Doofy and fish and chips owner
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Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK
Look at Calum
Ye, he's a massive fucking pleb
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shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him
person 1: he is being such a Calum
person 2: we need to kick him out of the party
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