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City south of Akron. Home to the pro football hall of fame which is gay. The citizens of canton think it is the biggest city in ohio. It has a abundance of abandoned steel mills and railyards.Canton is shitty
I was lost in canton yesterday and asked some hick wher the football hall of fame was and he looked at me stupid because i didn't know
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not to be confused with that dump of a city, canton is also a common irish word used in ireland by the irish. a direct translation would be 'rapist' or in irish terms 'sheep shagger'. there are believed to be cantons in the south east of ireland, but this is only thought to be an urban legend to scare children.
''canton is such a fag!''
''i once saw canton in a field doing unsanitary things to the animals''
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Being given the middle finger followed by a number of obscenities or being called a loser by a resident of Canton Massachusetts
I stopped by to get a chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted with the Canton salute!
A small town in Northeast Ohio where middle to upper middle class teens think that they are ghetto because they vape, smoke grass, sag, and wear their hoods up in class.
Gurpreet: yo, how is dem North Canton doggies doin
Jimbo: youre one of those wannabe hoodlums arent you
A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.
"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"
A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.
Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
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