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capri pants designed for men
1. look at that european wearing man capris!
2. look at those two guys holding hands wearing man capris!
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Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.
I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.
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When a complete tool wears a shirt that's about 4 sizes too big and the sleeves are so long it appears he is wearing capris on his arms.
Hey, Joe is a medium but he wears a 2x, it looks like he has on a capri shirt man.
A juice drink contained in a pouch too small to be worthwhile.
"I could blow a load bigger than a capri-sun"
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If you are about to have sex with a larger woman and you can not get it in the hole. You then just jam it into any crease because you are tired of trying to use the hole provided for you.
Her pussy was so hard to find I had to Capri-sun that bitch.
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A now classic Ford that was produced from 1969-86. They are a coupe bodystyle and were made a hatchback coupe in 1974. It was available with engines ranging 1.3 litres to 3.0 litres. The best looking vehicle to have a blue oval on it!
The Capri Laser was a special edition of the 4-Cylinder Cars.
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noun
noun: Halanna Capri
“a female deity”
• Princess
“Her Royal Highness Princess Halanna Capri Of Capri Island”
• Aliases
“The American Princess” “CapriVibez” “Urban Goddess” “Valentine” “Magwayen” “Vicky Valentine” “Goddess of Water” “Goddess of Life and Death”
Princess Halanna Capri, Her Royal Highness of the Capri Island In Italy, Rome. 🇮🇹
Halanna Capri is called The American Princess. 🇺🇸
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