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Anyone who states the obvious.
Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!
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a name for someone who states the obvious. someone who is incredibly stupid
Person A: dying sucks
Person B: Thank you captain obvious
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Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.
A.Hot chocolate is hot
B. Thank you captain obvious
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When someone says something so obvious, they never needed to say it in the first place.
Derf MacGuergan: "Shoes are tied in loops."
Andrew King: "Thank you Captain Obvious!!!!!!"
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that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.
common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday
person: thanks for that captain obvious
captain obvious: thats ok
person: you dense mother fucker
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One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.
CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:
fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
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See Legolas for further definition.
"......a diversion!"
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