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Raymond Carver

A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.

Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?

A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.

Q: Indeed.

by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009

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Tony Carver

The most disgusting thing in the entire realm of existence and otherwise. Broccoli like physique and feces colored face makes for a most foul individual. Not to mention he's a weeb and faps to hentai.

This nigga is such a Tony Carver

by MaxwellDionne March 1, 2017


Carver Middle

A school full of fucking crackhead children that are the absolute cancer of the Earth. Though a select few are actually intelligent and end up in career paths that will benefit the world, most of those at this school are the scum of the universe. The boys are vape addicts that continuously jump from thot to thot while the girls believe that they are the qUiRkiEsT people to have ever been created. If you meet someone from Carver Middle that seems like they give off crackhead energy I would highly advise you to stay away because chance are they have herpes and or chlamydia.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is so hot.
Guy 2: Lowkey would smash.
Guy 3: No dude, she’s from Carver.
Guy 1: EW, Carver Middle is that school full of nicotine addicts.
Guy 2: Say sike right now.
Guy 3: Not tryna get no STDs bud.
Carver Middle is a disgostang school

by LanaDelRat September 16, 2019

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Nom Carver

Nom Carver is the antagonist in the Star Wars Battlefront series outside of the campaign. Often seen sabotaging team mates and annihilating his enemies. He commonly drops mines and detpacks while running straight through enemy lines, often times making suicide runs.

He is almost impossible to kill with conventional tactics, even more difficult with just a Rifle. Using high powered weapons and after dying 15 times to him will grant you the internal rage to finally take him down.

Player: Oh yeah I'm on a kill streak, oh no is that Nom Carver? We're doomed, all of us!

by Tucker_1102 March 17, 2022

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norm carver

normal, usual, ordinary, a term used by patricians and restricted to the plebeian society

Guy 1: Dude did you play a pb?
Guy 2: Nah, it was a norm carver
Guy 1: I bet you got owned
Guy 2: Yeah my team sucked

by Wenku January 17, 2013


carver ranches

Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”

Homie see you on the block: đź—Ł pastoooor josssh

Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man

Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”

Homie see you on the block: đź—Ł pastoooor josssh

Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man

by Ranches kidd April 27, 2021


kyle carver

is a BOSS OF A CARSALESMAN , that takes no shit from customers , gm, or gsm's , A money making animal that cannot be stopped .Also shall not be approached by ratchets or Felicia's or jimmy's or any other no named prospects!

kyle carver is a boss .. dude be a kyle carver

by MR YOU DONT NO ME October 31, 2014