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A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.
No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.
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A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.
Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.
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A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company
Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!
Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refer to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.
Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.
using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.
Sandy put on a rediculous top so janet celery slapped her to try and knock some sense back into her
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Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.
The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?
Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!
A stick of celery which has the head of Caleb Finn.
Celery Finn shall be worshipped for he is a god.
A meme created by a Caleb Finn fan.
We shall praise Celery Finn
Celery Finn is appeased with the sacrifices that you gave to him