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A location wherein marijuana is stored, distributed, or used, typically underground in the form of a basement. Some of these locations will be section for various purposes. Some locations will have legal selling permits, though have been relegated to a poor location because of the public's disapproval.
"Hey, you wanna swing by the goop cellar later?"
"I would be delighted to pop in later and become crunked with you, Regis LeMeneux."
What you don't want a walrus to get into. They become Drunk.
NO, WHY DID YOU LET THAT WALRUS IN THAT WINE CELLAR?!?!?! ITS A Drunk Walrus NOW! >:(
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When their relationship ended, Alfred become a cellar dweller.
The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.
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A young man who always happens to be around when liquor is to be had without cost.
Wouldn't you know that every time I uncork a bottle of the real stuff every cellar smeller in a three mile radius shows up at our door.
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A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).
The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:
1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.
2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.
The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.
"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."
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