purple cello

Woman's lady parts that have larger than normal purple flaps

Dude, I LOVE playing on Meranda's sweet purple cello.

cello rock

Cello rock is a genre of music characterized by the use of cellos and other stringed instruments such as violin and viola to create a sound, beat, and texture similar to that of familiar rock music, but distinctly reshaped by the unique timbres and more traditional genres of the cello (in particular) and other stringed instruments used. The cellos and other stringed instruments are often electronically amplified and/or electronically modified. They are often combined with other elements typical of rock music such as rock-style vocals and rock-style drumming.

"Apocalyptica played a great cello rock concert last night."

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Cello Hickey

A mark resembling a hickey that will appear in a cellist's sternum area after a long time spent playing the cello. The lesser know cousin of the violin hickey.

I practiced for four hours yesterday, now I have an awful cello hickey.

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Cello Slut

A girl who will do anything for a guy who plays the cello.

Steve plays the cello to get lindsey coolidge, a cello slut, to let him touch her breast.

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Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

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cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

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cello

Pronounced "chello," like the musical instrument. It is cellular phone for short. Sometimes used in place of celly.

I got this fresh new ringtone on my cello so I can know when your mom's calling.

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