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The shittiest school in pa. Girls there are slurs and whores. The guys are fuckboys and the teachers purposely fail students. The gifted program is fucked up. Everybody there is high. The boys there humps everything so don't stand in one place for too long.
Dan: Katie slept with 1000 more guys.
Megan: yeah, she's from central York.
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Central Florida is a region of the Southern U.S. state of Florida and located in the central part of the state, including the Tampa Bay and Orlando area. It is one of Florida's three directional regions, along with North Florida and South Florida. It includes the following counties: Brevard, Citrus, Hardee, Hernando, Hillsborough, Indian River, Lake, Manatee, Marion, Orange, Osceola, Pasco, Pinellas, Polk, Seminole, Sumter, and Volusia. Central Florida. It is the home to historic Cypress Gardens, The Yearling, Florida Crackers, Cowboy Culture, Strawberry Festivals, Orange Groves, Natural Springs, Many Lakes, lots of fishing, hunting, and water skiing. Some Natives include John Anderson, Delta Burke, Mel Tillis, Pam Tillis, Gov. Lawton Chiles. Central Florida is still Southern, just not as Southern as Northern Florida....Orlando, well Disney happened....and then in Tampa the cubans came to roll cigars...but other than that its cracker country.
Guy from Miami: "You talk like my friend from Georgia"
Southern girl from Tampa: "I'm from Central Florida, my grandfather use to ski at Cypress gardens and met my grandmother at a strawberry stand in Plant City."
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The greatest restaurant to ever exist created by Wil and Lyric. A restaurant where only human sperm is served in shapes of actual food. Many people love eating here. The secret menu consists of only the finest animal sperm.
Examples:
Cumsghetti
Jizzeroni and Cheeze
Cumburger
Frozen Cum Patties
Cumcream
Oreos with a special dipping sauce.
Cumshakes
Cumcakes
We also cater for childrens' birthday parties.
Hey lets go eat at Cum Central!
Your mom's a regular at Cum Central.
Your mom are our most loyal customer at Cum Central.
term used to describe an ultimate or universally agreed-upon stereotype, as would be cast for a character in a movie; similar term is poster child
With his pocket protector, bow-tie and Coke-bottle glasses, Gary was Central Casting for nerds
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The only good channel on cable.
Comedy central is great!!!
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School full of cock sucking whores, niggas who think they are the shit with the fake gold on their wrist, crackers who got their sister pregnant, and teen moms who called up their baby daddy and the number got changed. This school is full of low lifes who get praised by others cause they're "different" and straight A students who end up working at McDonalds. Not to mention horny cheaters are like an infestation in the school either smashing there gf/bf's best friend in there moms mini van or in the school closets. :)
hey, you know that hoe sophia from lake central?? yeah why?? heard she sucked off a guy at a party.. really, i thought she was already dating someone?? yeah, it was probably her boyfriends bestfriend....
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An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.
"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
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