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The leaving cert

The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure

So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well

by Im only dish soap March 6, 2020

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Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner

The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert

by IghaloMoney May 20, 2020


Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

by iloveus April 24, 2009

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junior cert week

the time where the summers kicks into full gear in Ireland where the 3rd and 6th years do exams for a few days while everyone else gets to enjoy the heat.

"cant wait for the junior cert week Mary. its gonna be a scorcher"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"

by alibabaintheleaba June 7, 2022


A n P Cert

When a guy hits the Ass and Pussy on a Girl!!! We say he got his A&P Cert!! From the Aircraft Maintenance A&P Certificate!!! Qualified, yeah!!

"Tod got his A n P Cert from the girl last nite!!""

by Elephanttusk September 23, 2007


CERT

Class Exclusionary Radical Transgender

While they do look fabulous that CERT is a rich neo-liberal.

by BobJenkins51 May 11, 2021


CERT

Stands for CIS Exclusionary Radical Transexual

Idk fam, if you ask me it's only those CERTS who don't like JK Rowling

by Actuallyisme September 25, 2020