Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

Chair

Pale

Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously

Chair

Something you sit on you dumbass.

- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.

Chair

The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.

"Have you seen Chair?"
"I sat on him earlier, why?"

Chair

A piece of furniture that one sits down on, often to relax themselves.

Person 1: I’m going to sit in this chair.
Person 2: Okay.

Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them

What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.

Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*