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A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
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The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.
My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.
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A gay 2-player fellatio party game. It begins with both men putting on blindfolds, they take turns putting things into eachother's mouth, they have to guess if it's their penis or not. If they are correct the penis is taken out and the guesser get's a lolipop. If not, the non-penis thing is taken out and the guesser is aggresively mouthfucked while the thruster makes william shakespear quotes.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna That Cybert Channel?
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.
Before digital cable, it was the pay per view channels that kids would watch because half of them were porn. When you didn't pay for the movie you could still go to the channel, but the picture was terrible and "fuzzy", but would occasionally clear up for a few seconds, and you could see everything you wanted to see. All kids in elementary knew what the fuzzy channels were.
Hey, your parents aren't around, check out what's on the fuzzy channels...........................woaaaaaaaaaaah
A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.
Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?
Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.
Joe: You fucking dumb shit.
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A channel on Youtube that is shared between five people. Every week day is assigned one person to make a video on that day. A trend started by the nerdfighters.
Wow, that collab channel, the 5awesomeguys, has gained so many subscribers!
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The huge american conglomerate that controls what 99% of the radio stations play because they own them. This makes it hard for bands that harness a lot of talent but little money.
I would have made it big but clearchannel wouldn't play my fucking songs
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