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Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode
Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.
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Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."
Nadin: "What a chard!"
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When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.
I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.
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To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.
As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.
Awesome major hottie 1337 n00b pwn star. If you come in contact with him, you'll get pwned.
OMG did you see that R-chard? He's so lyk totally hawt!
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From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"
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