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charisma poisoning

the overwhelming feeling that you get when you meet or recently meet someone who is very charismatic. something about them has sticked with you, probably for a very long time, until you see them again. Being around them makes you contemplate things you have previously done and what you can do about it, for better or for worse. Your feelings about this person permeate throughout your everyday activities and if left uncontrolled may consume you entirely, as poisoning would.

Meeting someone that as the power to give you charisma poisoning gives you a warm tingly feeling whenever you think about them, and you will think less of yourself if you disappoint them.

by t511b March 23, 2011

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Charisma Man

A nickname given to one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.

The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual

"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"

"That damned Charisma Man just asked a Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"

"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a 68.4"

by Chiip June 13, 2020

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Mr. Charisma

A white guy who in his home country couldn't get a date to save his life, but upon moving to an Asian country has no shortage of offers. By virtue of his pasty skin, he is transformed from pudgy geek into Mr. Charisma.

Look at Dave, texting one of his new girls, totally playing at being Mr. Charisma.

by mister_cj June 30, 2009

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malignant charisma

A term used to describe a most toxic and replicating personal charm.

The absolute hands-down poster boy for malignant charisma is the snake oil president, Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

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charisma stick

A cigarette, only used by badass nerds that kickass. BOOM

dude 1: let me bum a charisma stick off you before we fuck up some wiggers and lvl up
dude 2: only because your my bro

by abnormalgamer May 23, 2011


Anti-Charisma

The state of doing nothing motivational or inspirational and yet people are attracted to you and flock to your person for reasons unbeknownst to the anti-charismatic individual themselves.

"I'm quiet, reserved, and I flake out of social events often and yet people still want to hang around me and bask in my company. I am anti-charismatic"

People flock to the "motivational speaker" Braco for his "healing gaze" as he blankly stares at crowds and evokes emotions from them for some odd reason. This is anti-charisma.

by Ypipo_izzcrazy February 1, 2019

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océane charisma persephone

Océane charisma persephone is a girl with very beautiful eyes, a great figure and cake. Her personality is also stunning and she has one of the cutest smiles you'll ever see. If you ever happen to encounter one, don't ever let her go. She has amazing love and a big heart to go with it. Even if you think you're not worthy of her friendship, she'll probably love you regardless

Friend: omg! It's océane charisma persephone! Gosh I can't wait to talk to her, I've got so much to tell her!
Other friend: well what are you waiting for ?? Let's go!

by Squidw0rd December 3, 2020