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A Mexican who plays Pokemon way to much, like so much it's bad for his/her health
a creature with the face of timothée chalamet and body of a pokémon charmander.
“Aye bro did you see the Timothée Charmander in the woods last night?”
When your hands are full at night, so you carry a candle between your legs, near you crotch.
Oh your hands are full? Try doing the reverse Charmander!
When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.
It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up
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A short little redhead with a hot temper and fiery attitude. Usually has a hard time finding a mate.
“Yo bro, did you see that chick?”
“Yeah man, but I heard she’s a dirty Charmander. Stay away from her!”
A short little redhead with a fiery temper and an attitude problem. Usually has a problem picking decent mates.
“Yo bro, what’s up with that chick?”
“Idk man, I heard she’s a dirty Charmander!”
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N. When you lose your fire in a game of beer pong.
Jack: I was was on fire then i miss the cup that would have won the game.
Jill: You got a case of charmander syndrome.
Jack: FML.
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