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A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.
I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!
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A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.
I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.
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A mascot for the brand Charmin, they are the definition of all evil and cause chaos. They are beings of pure evil and nightmares. Beings of pure filth and will kill you in a moment’s notice.
Me: I am going to kill the Charmin bears
Someone else: nice
When some asshole only eats the good parts of trail mix or cereal, leaving all the nuts and healthy shit behind for the next chump.
Clyde: "Dude pass the trail mix."
Johnny: "No, I'm sick and tired of you only eating the M & M's."
Clyde: "Come on, hand it over."
Johnny: "No, I'm done with you lucky charmin' me, all that's left are the raisins."
A person who is so full of crap that they deserve to be beaten over the head with a sack full of toilet paper rolls.
Person 1 to person 2: Dude! What do you think of your sister's new boyfriend?
Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.
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A person who hates Cathrine Camp for stuffing her bra with used charmin toilet paper.
Cathrine Camp
In my pants
Sucks it good
Bobs on my wood
And eats shit coverd underwear while masterbating hampsters
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Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.
Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.