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chatham

a town in new jersey that wishes it was as wealthy (but falsely believes it is more so) or as good at lacrosse as its neighbor, Summit.

"You're from Chatham? You're a fucking freak!"

by Anonymous March 2, 2005

28πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


Chatham

evryone from chatham suck, especially at sports, i mean you think that they would get it by now, but i guess they are just to stupid and can't figure it out for themselves. So i've got news for you guys...get over it, because you all know that summit is better than you guys at eveything. I mean all of you guys are lazy, know wonder everybody sucks so much. You have nothing better to do than just sit around. Sorry, but you guys will never be as good as summit, and i mean never!!

ewww, there was this one girl, and she was sooo stupid she though she was like awesome, but she wasnt, i think she was a little slow...oo yeh!!she was from that sucky town chatam in new jersey! what idiots!

by chatham, in new jersey, sucks!! April 20, 2005

28πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


Chatham

f ed up beyond all recognition. slovinly inactive
"MOVE YOUR F... IN CHATHAM"
"MOVE YOUR FEET"
"NIBBLE MY H_MROID"
"TACO IN GRANDPA'S A_S"

During a tennis lesson the student says, the court dork teaching pro/DIMINISHED OBEIDIENTLY PUT ON THE KNEE PADS IN THE "POCKETBOOK DAY".
"THE POWER OF PRESUPPOSITION."
"CHAPPED CURTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BOTTOM OUT DAY"
"DEEP WOMB STIMULATION DAY"
"NO PANTIES DAY UNDERWEAR, SHAVE YOUR GOAT, FOLLOW THROUGH STROKE DAY, PAY THEM TO LEAVE DAY(SPITZER, MOVE YOUR CHATHAM DAY, DAY, BRING YOUR GRANDMA, DAUGHTER, HOT WIFE DAY LADY SHOW ME YOUR GRIP DAY,
WTF HAPPENED TO THE DOLLAR DAY(PRIVATE BANK FED).

by "HONEY DUST" April 9, 2009

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Chatham Pocket

The anus. Slang term used in the Medway towns of Kent in south-east England (the Medway towns perhaps have the worst reputation of any in the county, and Chatham is definitely the least desirable of them). The term derives from the local criminals' tendency to smuggle cigarettes, lighters and drugs into the police cells, by secreting them in their anuses. Chatham criminals are so notoriously inept that the local police believe they know they will get caught, and consequently have to prepare for a stay in the cells by smuggling their home comforts in their "Chatham pocket".

I lifted that idiot lad again for swiping CDs from the market. No doubt he's brought everything he needs in his Chatham pocket.

by markrp October 21, 2010

153πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Chatham Deal

"You are losing money by not going(buying it)"

A deal in which you would lose money by not doing it.

Wow that movie is a pretty sweet Chatham Deal.

by Beer-ad April 11, 2007


Chatham Ontario

A city in Ontario that most have never heard of.

Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.

Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.

Sky: "Chatham, what's that?"
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".

by SW2020 April 3, 2021

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Chatham Shark

A mythical creature that is said to live in Lake Chatham in Glade Springs, WV. Only a few have reported sightings of this beast, including Jonathan Davis and Yveny Preobrasginsky.

I don’t know if I would go swimming in that lake, the Chatham Shark might get you.

by Jack Chatham January 23, 2021