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Getting someone to the point in an argument to which they have no comeback or response.
She seemed to shut up after I got her in that verbal checkmate last night.
24đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
The act of a man picking an open urinal that accomplishes 2 things.
1. He is not standing right next to another man
2. Anybody else that enters the bathroom will be forced to stand next to another man.
I was late because Frank urinal checkmate'd me, so I had to wait to go to the bathroom.
36đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
Everyone knows that when two lesbians, in a relationship, cannot stop fighting over which one gets to be the butch, they have to have a tiebreaker to come to a final conclusion. This tie breaker consists of one Rug-muncher sticking a randomly chosen object into her vagina. After completing this initial act, the other Fur-burger Bandit must repeat the previous Whisker-biscuit Eater’s random act of object insertion. As this tiebreaker continues, the objects become larger, and more obscure, until one half of the “Dildo Duo” cannot totally engulf something the other one did; thus creating a single elimination, one letter game, of Dike Horse.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
Marla and Janine had been dating for about six months. Their love for each other was obviously undeniable. Unfortunately, the all-too-common lesbian relationship quandary presented itself, and they could not agree on who was the “Butch” of their relationship. Like all female homosexual couples presented with this problem, they proceeded with an Internationally Sanctioned Dover Dual. Unfortunately, what Janine did not realize, was how competitive and cut-throat her masculine, yet quite demure, lover Marla was. Janine proceeded to attempt a medium sized zucchini, when out of nowhere Marla pounced on her from behind and gave her a "Susie's Checkmate" . Nationally criticized Dover Dual Referee Bob Combo ruled it a clean win, and Marla was dubbed “King Strap-On Pitcher” of the relationship. After coming to, Janine stood up (piss dripping off her ear lobes) and realized she was doomed to be the “Rubber-Fist Catcher”, for the remainder of their female fiasco.
16đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
Victory! In your face! Used to announce an accompishment.
ORIGIN: Derrived from a 2011 FedEx commercial where a mutli-tasking senior mananger, while tatooing his own back, simultaneously defeats 2 chess apponents and announces "Checkmate, Sergei!".
a double play is executed in a baseball game, "checkmate Sergei."
10đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
Where you try to use the urinals in a public toilet but cannot do so because there are not spaces where you wont directly next to another person, despite there being several free urinals.
sounds like a case of Urinal Checkmate
6đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.
"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."
A geometry dash term that describes where you cannot do anything in a situation with the UFO gamemode. You are doomed and will surely die.
This means you cannot click to get out of danger because it will cause your death, and if you don't click, you will fall into death, rendering you trapped no matter what you try to do.
Man, I hate this daily level, Some of the UFO sections have these parts where you're able to accidentally fall into a UFO checkmate around 85% which makes it so annoying!