Lower Childhood

Your childhood before puberty or when you reach the age of ten, whichever comes first.

I watched a lot of Disney Channel in my lower childhood.
My dog was my only friend during my lower childhood.

Right in the Childhood

What you say when you notice something on a kid's show or movie that has a sexual reference. This term is popular on many online internet meme websites.

Spongebob: Look Doubloons! *Holds out soap* Don't drop 'em!

Viewer: That hit me right in the childhood

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childhood ruined

Childhood ruined is happen when you watch things that you shouldnt have seen it but also thinking dirty minded 👌👈 like this.

Childhood ruined is happen when you eat cheese sausage and you press it and white things come out.

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Childhood lie

A childhood lie is when your parents or someone older than you tells you something that is completely untrue and then you find out that your childhood was a lie and your parents hated you and you suck.

parent:if you dont was your ears theyll grow trees
5 year old you:wow eww gross
14 year old you: wow yet another ridiculous childhood lie

Happy childhood

Something I have never had

I wish I had a happy childhood

a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

childhood rape

The act of ruining somebody's childhood by sending them an image or a spoiler from the most important film of their life.

Jenny : Oh wow I hope nobody ruins the last Harry Potter for me, I've been waiting to see it for 10 years.
Sam : Hey Jenny, did you hear that Ron and Hermione get married and have children?
Jenny : OH NO!!!! I just got childhood raped. >:(

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