Chippin’ Biscuits

Colloquial term for vomiting especially concerning CrossFit.

“This guy at the gym asked for my number, but I just saw him last week chippin’ biscuits while kipping.”

“She’s so badass! She PR’d her squats whilst chippin’ biscuits.”

Chippin' that Chost

Something weirdoes post on their facebook statuses, usually meaning that they're watching Ellen.

I'm at home, chippin' that chost.

Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.