Chives

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.

The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt

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The Chive

An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.

I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!

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Chives

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.

"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"

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chived

To be really stoned/high on marijuana.

Im so fuckin chived right now!

Sally looked really chived today...but then i remembered she wasnt!

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chive

the vein that is at the top of ur dick

my chive is pulsating

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Chives

Chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!

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chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.

I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.

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