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When you use a woman's diarrhea as lube finish in her butt and then she poops the entire thing out
My girlfriend got a stomach bug, but that didn't stop us from making chocolate milk
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When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.
My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.
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A novel that reads quickly; any book that continuously engrosses the reader so much that the book is generally completed in little time; a page-turner. Like chocolate milk, at book that is stimulating and pleasurable to ingest.
I finished the whole Lestat series in less than two weeks. It was chocolate milk.
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A fluid produced by female mammals (though primarily associated with the cow) and mixed with either a flavored powder or fluid to create a divine, chocolately drink. When stored in a sealed bottle, it is known to burst when said bottle is struck against a solid object.
Don't hit anyone with that bottle of chocolate milk, 'Nettie. It might stain and/or explode all over the preps.
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What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.
(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)
“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
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“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”
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milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store
"this chocolate milk is the best is better than sex"
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Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.
Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!