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chonga

A chonga is a literally crazy "ghetto/gansta" girl often called "Odaymis." Enjoys reggaeton and using the word "nerd" as a synonym for the word "stupid." They also often change people's names to what they believe to be a "funnier" version.

Odaymis: Guyyy, joo A NERDDDD GUY! MR. GRIVAS! Ayyy yo no soy chonga. Guy go fuck yourself, joo a NERDDD.

by TheTruthTalker August 6, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


chonga

female, has a reputation of an easy slut; usually latin; hoe.

After Ricky was dumped he couldn't get any play, so he went for that chonga, Amanda.

by haha! i tld you so! July 6, 2004

59๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chonga

A Hispanic girl who typically wears large hoops and calls everyone a pinga; the Hispanic version of rachet

"Oh my god did you hear what Rachel called me?!"

"Aye I heard, she's such a chonga"

by Hoeward October 4, 2017


chonga

A female who has bleeched blond hair with dark roots and darks eyebrows. Chongas usu. wear their hair pulled back in a tight ponytail using lots of gel. They wear large hoop earing and fake nails. they can be found in south florida (hialeah, miami). they wear tight clothing to attract people's attention. men usu. find them attractive while females think they look cheap and tacky.

fernando: that girl is hot.
talia: she's a total chonga.
fernando: i think she's fine.
talia: she looks like a cheap prostitute!

by Cami!!! September 16, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chonga

A CHeese ONion and GArlic bagel found at Starbucks restaurants in Oregon and Washington.

I'll have a Chonga bagel toasted with cream cheese. Refered to as an Everything with Cheese Bagel in all other parts of the United States

by DrD July 3, 2013

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chonga

Spanish Chickas that generally have exccesive gel in the hair.

I bagged this chonga from da club last nite

by GKamau April 14, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


chonga

live mostly in miami
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops

-hEiiii $uSie w@ts uPpP ??
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas

by alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 28, 2007

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