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A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.
Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.
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A cannabis "placebo", as such.
A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
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An amalgamation of "choong" (meaning good, beautiful, heavy) and "tonk" (meaning large). Used a lot in terms of drugs
"I picked up a Q from Lengs the other day, it was chonk"
or
"You can always get good cheng from him, its £25 a G but its chonk"
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that which is fat or large, in a way that is majestic
"You have been visited by the chonk. He will bring good fortune."
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When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.
my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!
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