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What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.
"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."
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A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!
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British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.
Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!
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Nut Chowder
I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.
When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.
"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."
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