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A place where a kid can be a kid
Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!
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A place where many people had there childhood memories and didnt think about it....but now the animatronics seem scary as heck
Person:hey do u rember chuck-e-cheese
Person2: oh yea that place with animatronics that are scary as heck
Person: yea-.....wait what
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A place for youngsters to have a good time and enjoy pizza.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.
At chuck e cheese the other day, I was playing a car race game. I won, then a hot girl come up to me and sits on my lap. She pulled my pants down a little and proceeded to ride my cock in public.
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A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!
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When you order from a "new" restaurant on a delivery app but it's actually food from a chain restaurant under a different name. Based on a similar incident involving Chuck E Cheese selling food on delivery apps under the name "Pasqually's Pizza".
Person 1: Aw man, I ordered food from this new place, "Pizzaria", but it's just Domino's with a different name.
Person 2: Whoops, you got Chuck E Cheesed!
A pizza place for children that was totally ruined because of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom. Plus, the pizzas are cheaply manufactured, so they taste like crap.
How about we go to Chuck E. Cheese's just to play the games? We'll pass on the food.
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Chuck e Cheese is an arcade for little kids. That's what they want you to think while they drug your kids and gang bang them behind the register.
Mom: "I just dropped my kids off at Chuck e Cheese".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".
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