Clarked

To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.

Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.

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Clark

To thwack, a blunt hit.

I clarked him in the face with a brick.

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clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

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Clark

Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.

Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!

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clark

verb - to use a nail gun, to nail

he clarked the leg on the ladder

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Clark

To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.

She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.

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Clark

V. clark
A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.

-- I'm going to clark you.

-- CLARK!!

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