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A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.
That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.
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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments
pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty
Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.
Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?