beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

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Pool Cleaner

Pool Cleaner
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.

Bro #1: whatchyall do after you left last night

Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool

Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage

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dick cleaner

A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.

A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.

"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"

"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"

"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"

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vacuum cleaner

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

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Bellback cleaner

A mean white person. A person who rips people off for money; fraudulent person. A intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries or areas. Wicked, bad intentions. A racist or sexist person,bigotry.

Stop being a bellback cleaner and make peace with your neighbors.

I got ripped off by a fraudulent bell cleaner, they ran with my money and never called me back after I invested thousands with this company.

Some bell cleaner cities don't like each other because they play different sports.

Don't be such a bell cleaner and behave yourself Joey, please.

Those bell cleaner comments aren't helping. I know I'm heavy, give me a break, back off.

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Peanut cleaner

A person that loves peanuts to the point of eating the whole bag. A compulsive eater or compulsive person in general. A white person from the Midwest.

- get that bag of peanuts away from me, I'll clean out the whole bag. I'm a peanut cleaner.
- I'm a good old boy " peanut cleaner " I love to snack on peanuts.
- That girl is a hott peanut cleaner, if you know what I'm talking about...... Yeah your right.
- stop acting like such a compulsive peanut cleaner, and get a grip.

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Weiner Cleaner

one who gives head very often

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's

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