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A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.
"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"
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variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.
not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver
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When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.
"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.
During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.
I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!
1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire
1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.
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When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.
I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.
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Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.
The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.
Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
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