Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

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meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

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Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.

I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!

Bagletti Cleaver.

When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.

"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.

Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire

1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.

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Steveland Cleaver

When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.

I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.

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Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.

Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.

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