Clegged it

When something goes really wrong

Ah man, I’ve clegged it

Cleg

Chubby Little Essex Girl or Cleg for short. Girl of below average looks and (even for Essex) make up skills who, because they aren’t attractive enough to attract a partner of their own age, tend to screw around and get used by bored older married men. Who they lie to.

Guy 1- “I see S*****y is hanging around k*****n as usual.”
Guy 2- “ yeah I heard her denying it earlier, to C*****y”
Guy 1- “bit obvious. She’s dripping all over him”
Guy 2- “what do you expect? She’s a cleg”