Clever Effect

A bizarre sequence of events that happens after you consume a Clever branded product. The Clever Effect

Станимир: Вие искате да ни изнасилите нали?

Педофил: Не аз имам малка пишка

Станимир: Може ли да видим?

Педофил: Да ето

Георги: Не моля ти се не... тва е Clever Effect

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clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

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Clever bot

A bot that will roast you

Not blank clever bot

clever hover

An object or act of surprising ingenuity, the phrase comes from a flymo lawnmower advert.

Person 1: "They put locks on all the doors to keep hobo's out."
Person 2: "Ahh, clever hover."

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clever-clogs

someone who thinks they're quite intelligent
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally

Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"

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Clever-nisity

When somebody's cleverness is consistant and often leaves the subject to the cleverness floored and flabbergasted.

Chazzy: "i pair my socks to avoid mismatching and misplacement!"

Mazz: *becomes speechless and flabbergasted due to the clever-nisity of Chazzy and subsequently falls to the floor, gasping for air...*

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Clever Trousers

Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.

"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"

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