Random
Source Code
Random
A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.
Jerry was such a cling man last night, he even came back to my house with the girl he just setted me up with.
1267đź‘Ť 177đź‘Ž
Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.
I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.
To have sexual intercourse with many women in a short period of time
Johnny: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Will: Going out for a clinge binge!
Johnny: Niceeee!
When your ex-girlfriend repeatedly booty calls you, despite you moving on.
Friend 1: Yo my ex been booty calling for days.
Friend 2: That's a hotline cling fo sho!
noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho
Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days
The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.
Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”