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A horrible, horrible small town in East Tennessee, also known as Hicktown. Everyone knows everyone's business. It's hard to keep anything from anyone in Clinton. Everyone's either on meth, smokes pot, crack, pregnant, or all the above. It's a town full of shit talkers, those who will never say it to your face. Two high schools, a middle school, and a few elementary schools. It's a horrible place to attend any school, and I wish you good luck in the future if you're from here, likely you will have no future. Lots of fake people. Everyone ends up working at McDonalds, Food City, Ingles, or Kmart, there is no escape. No where to hang but Hoskins, the center, McDonalds, or the Wal Mart parking lot. No one here speaks proper English. A common town for your husband/wife/bf/gf to sleep with their cousin's sister's mother's daughter's brother. Trust me, you don't want to be here.
job interviewer:Where'd you graduate from high school?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
job interviewer:Ohh..........next?
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The new name given to a historically rich area of Manhattan still known today as Hell's Kitchen in order to improve upon the image of that area, which is still a piece of shit today
Calling Hell's Kitchen Clinton is not going to make it look any better.
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The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.
Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"
Beth: "So what did you do?"
Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"
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A sexual act in which the female licks out the anus of the male. This originated when the president of the United States, Bill Clinton, had his anus licked out my intern Monica Lewinsky.
"Monica pulled a Clinton in the White House"
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A US President who served in office between 1992 and 2000.
Also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:
1)The extinction of the dinosaurs
2)The defeat of southern Asia by the Mongol hordes
3)The crucifixion of Christ
4)The fall of the Roman empire
5)The Dark Ages
6)The Black Plague
7)The Irish Potato Famine
8)The sinking of the Titanic
9)World War I
10)World War II
11)Vietnam
12)The current economic downturn
13)The issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause
<insert problem> is Clinton's fault!
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Bill clinton the 42nd. president of the united states from 1993 to 2001.
He got a blowjob. Which was the first known blowjob in the white house. He lied about it because it knew most of the people in the U.S. were a bunch of cock blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
Congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a blowjob. The reasion for that being that they all wanted a blowjob and couldn't get one.
The next president lied about the presents of "weapons of mass distruction" being in Iraq to get the U.S. to go to war with them. Which gave rise to the expression "when Clintion lied no one died".
If I were Clinton I would have taken that blowjob too.
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A small village that has a population of about 50 people with a drive through..... The people who work their couldn't pass the drug test to work else where
So they work their for minimum wage..... The mayor is a Hillary Clinton type but without the penis... The park is ruled by cocaine dealers who try to play basketball.... Overall it's a great place
To live;)
The penis is in Clinton .
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