aesthetic flat closure

A type of surgery that is done to rebuild the shape of the chest wall after one or both breasts are removed. An aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.
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After considering all of my reconstructive options, I decided that I didn't want implants or autologous reconstruction - I chose to get an aesthetic flat closure.

School closures

Euphemism for gutting, from the inside out, the mental health of our younger generations.

School closures, physically, not metaphorically speaking, are just an excuse to not only destroy our kids' mental health but perhaps civilization itself.

Cuddle closure

You’ve moved on. You have a new boyfriend/girlfriend, but you miss your Ex and need one good last harmless goodbye. So you….CUDDLE. It is harmless….right?

I really wanted to have sex with my ex, but that would totally be cheating on my (boyfriend/girlfriend) so I settled and resorted to some good cuddle closure.