CMF

1. In association football a.k.a. soccer, CMF stands for Central Midfielder (players who have the attack and defence role at the same time while dominating the play around the centre pitch)
2. Child Molestation Footage, one of the correct definition of Child Pornography/CP, since any sexual activities (intercourse, grooming, petting, locker room banter, etc.) with underages are not consensual sex, but plain rape and molestation
3. Nissan's Common Module Family, a common car body chassis developed by Renault, Nissan, and Mitsubishi

A CMF soccer player (Midfielder) is watching CMF (CP/Child Porn) while jacking off on the backseat of a CMF car (X-Trail)

Cmf

Chill mother fucker

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