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The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.
Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.
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Was first bottled by lawers in 1899 by attorneys in Chattanooga.
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A soft drink that is so much better than Pepsi. Sometimes called called by it's actual name around people who do cocaine to avoid confusion.
"Do you have any Coke?"
"Yea let me get it."
pause
"I meant the Coca Cola."
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A soft drink that can cure a bit of aches and pains such as headaches and stomachaches. and is also a popular soft drink!
1)"aww my head is killin me man, pass the coca-cola!*drinks it*"ahhh thats better!"
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The official drink of the Heightling Nation. Queen Alexandria I's 2nd favorite beverage, after half-and-half. Infinitely superior to pepsi.
Nothing beats drinking coke, eating peppermints and listening to the White Stripes with the Heightling Nation.
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used to be made of cocaine thats why people liked it
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The best company that the world has ever known, tied only with Disney (who has coke products). The ultimate superior to any other cola out there, aka REAL beverages, unlike the poison that (eww...) pepsi (...yuck) tries to serve people. Do do do do doo! Coke is the best. Enjoy coke. Enjoy summer.
Best thing ever.