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when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep
that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
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Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
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When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
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Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm
So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock
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This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
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When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.
Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.
The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.
Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”
Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”