Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

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Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

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Cock Mouth

A person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They think they deserve respect. They also think they know everything about you before they even know you :)

How’s that guy you dated?
Addison? Oh yeah, he’s a real cock mouth

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’