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When a girl falls asleep giving a guy a blow job.
Mary: "Jen! What happened to your forehead?"
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."
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Roosters do not use their noise called " Cock-a-doodle-doo " to wake us up . They even make their noise in the noon , afternoon , even in the evening and midnight . It 's just a sign that they are hungry . Roosters share their food on their hen . So , if you have roosters , just don 't feed 1 rooster . Try to observe that he is making the noise , " Cock-a-doodle-doo " .
( early in the morning ... a rooster Cock-a-doodle-doo )
-> Hurry up Johnny ! We gotta feed the chickens !
-> Alright ...
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Verb - A common party game when 2 gay men shove their male privates into one another's mouth and then proceed to deep fist each other and the first one to come in the other one's mouth is the winner
Gay Man 1: What do you wanna do tonight? Gay Man 2: I don't know, wanna cock a doodle doo?
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to totally own and dominate your chicken during sex
guy 1: hey how did it go last night?
isrealian meth head: yEa I PuLled A CoCk A DoOdle doo
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as in the nursery rhyme
"Cock-a-doodle-doo,
Mummy did a poo,
Daddy's in the Dunny,
And he don't know what to do"
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When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
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A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.
"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."
"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."