coffee

simply it means sex,

"hey u wanna come up for coffee"
really he/she means hey u wanna have sex.

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coffee

The lone "definition" you can get on a mug without looking like a total retard.

Bill: Hey Joe, check out my new mug from Urban Dictionary! It's the defintion of "cuntfucker"! Turns out this definition means "one who fucks many a cunt"! Pretty cool way to drink your coffee, huh?

Joe: What the fuck?

Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane?

Boss: You're fired!

*Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*

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Coffee

Black, strong and with no sugar: the elixir of life.

I feel dead...I know, I'll go drink some coffee!

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Coffee

The definition of life

Sarah: (Dead From overworking)
Hannah: Here have some coffee!
Sarah:(Alive again)

Coffee

Legal drugs

He drank coffee. He's beyond hyperactive now.

coffee

God's drink.

And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"

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coffee

1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

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