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That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
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Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.
Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."
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The feeling of sadness , anxiety or depression after sex. It is mostly felt by all animals including humans except the female human and the rooster
We all have post-coital tristesse
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When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D
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After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
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The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.
I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.