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Colbert Bump

An extreme boost in popularity after appearing on the Colbert Report.

Toby Keith appeared on the the Colbert Report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the Colbert Bump.

by hallway kun June 22, 2007

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Stephen Colbert

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.

Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.

by Kerilyn May 31, 2006

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Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.

I was only joking you Colbert head.

by TYTlistener2 October 16, 2009


stephen colbert

Stephen Colbert is one of the greatest comedians and entertainers alive. He is the host of the Colbert Report, and was jabbing at running for presidential office 08'. If Stephen Colbert ran for pres 08 it would probably off throw the election drastically, and would probably end badly. He would probably be the most influential candidate of the 2008 election because he is so idealized by America, and myself.

Hell, if Stephen Colbert ran, I would vote for him over any of these yahoo's. He cant tell a lie.

by The Big Tipper November 10, 2007

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Stephen Colbert

He is America. (And so can you!)

"Do you know Stephen Colbert?"
"Oh yeah. He's America!"

by njm222 September 20, 2009

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Colbert nationalist

An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.

Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

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Stephen Colbert

Your typical late night show host who relies on bashing Trump because it’s the only thing keeping his show going.

Person 1: Do you watch Stephen Colbert?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long β€œorange man bad” joke?

by dyldyl9 January 29, 2021

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