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Quoteth I, "Jay-Z/Linkin Park...
I daresay Watson, is not it reminiscent of a nigga-cracka circus show?"
Wow, this shit is so retarded... no wonder only losers listen to this trash.
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When you're twisted and inevitably are going to mess up any sort of conversation you have from then on in. Speak to people? I wouldn't, because you're going to disgrace yourself.
Anything cringeworthy and/or inappropriate said during a conversation whilst high/drunk/etc. Warning from a well-wishing friend: 'Beware the verbal collision - it might just happen...'
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Exactly what the title is trying to say to the target audience. A collision course that just happened to be one that most people had hoped never would have come. Possibly the worst blend of rock and rap since only one is truly accomplished well which is ironic because the more credible artist of the two that "blended" is Jay-Z.
MTV's Ultimate F*ck Ups first CD.
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A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
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The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.
Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.
Person 2- Does that actually happen?
The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.
I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions
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The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!